"All unreasonable outcomes have unreasonable causes"

doodle

The introduction of my conspiracy guy. Sometimes reading the internets gets me angry. He's usually the cause of my anger. He's made a few more appearences in my queue. Here's his first.

We're back from our trip to Victoria, B.C. Photos below. It was a fun birthday weekend.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Truther

"How easily we came together proves the real conspiracy"

doodle

Julie is sick. What happens when the doctor gets sick? . . . She takes Dayquil after coughing and fevering all night. Poor the Julies.

It's Friday again. This seems to be a weekly ritual.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy

"The other Jewish Cabal controls the country"

doodle

The conspiracy guy returns. It's been too hot to draw anything lately. I dread going to into the study. Thankfully, the evenings are beginning to cool down and the temperatures are dropping over the next few days.

I had substantive things I wanted to write about this doodle. Then I remembered I don't write substantive things.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Jewish

"The internet told me they put stuff in my water"

doodle

I doodled this after trying to watch The Beautiful Truth movie. For the record, it is neither beautiful nor truthy.

It's another beautiful day outside. This good weather is starting to put me in a good mood. Hopefully it'll last.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Water

There's someone I want you to meet

doodle

She has changed so much since I doodled this. It's amazing how fast people move from place to place, and belief to belief.

Summer has returned to the Seattle area. I'm not sure I can deal with such warm positiveness.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Anarchy, Conspiracy, Irrationality, Jennifer

Happy Chanukah!

doodle

By request (hi, Kelly and Kelly's kids!). I particularly like how the dogs look. They're very cute if a bit smelly.

The Seattle winter weather has returned: rainy and fifties. Most of the icicles have melted on our fountain except for the bottom bowl, which is still partly frozen. I turned on the pump this morning but nothing happened. I'm hoping that it works once it completely melts. Otherwise I'll have to put on my toolbelt and start afixing. Or call someone. Definitely the latter.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Blue Guy, Chanukah, Conspiracy, Dogs, Family Portrait, Menorah, Purple Boss, Robot, Snowman

"They're listening to our every word"

doodle

We're leaving from Dallas in a few hours after our long weekend visiting Julie's family. The weather has been sunny and warm--A nice break from the strange Seattle weather. (Not as strange as that East Coast storm!)

I thought of writing something pithy for my birthday. Then I remembered I don't write anymore, and besides, I haven't had any coffee today which means I can't write even if I still did.

Enjoy Mr. Conspiracy. He's my new favorite Horrible.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy

"Go ahead, ask me anything about the government's secret experiments"

doodle

I love this guy.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy

"Tell it to me straight, I can take it"

doodle

We're back from our Dallas trip. I hope you didn't miss me too much.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Earth, Rocket

"You are the ugliest of them all"

doodle

Julie does not like my conspiracy guy. It makes him sad.

A cold morning. Tomorrow is bicycle-to-work day. I will be biking both to and from work. I have not ridden my bicycle in over a year. This does not bode well for me.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Julie, Ugly

"They're all out to get me"

doodle

Feeling much better today after another headachey Wednesday. I wish the weather would make up its mind.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy

"If I make a documentary they will believe me"

doodle

I have to get back to making that documentary.

I installed the car seat yesterday in preparation of B-day. Three weeks until the due date. Very the scary.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Documentary, Snowman, TV

"We're controlled by billions of microbes"

doodle

Dalia is full of yummy vaccines as of this morning.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Beaker, Conspiracy, Microbes

"What happens when you're on the wrong side of history?"

doodle

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Earth, Grass

"All the problems in the world are caused by bad moods"

doodle

I feel like I am on the verge of a sickness. I'm drinking lots of liquid fortified with vitamin C to try to hold it off. The warming weather should also help.

Mercer Island, WA | | | Bad Moods, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Guy

You have to pretend to mean it

doodle

Mercer Island, WA | | | Conspiracy, Conspiracy Guy, T-shirt, Text